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As My Freind Ryan Said This Wiki Is Made To Be The Shit On Your Shoe
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Anarchy Forever Defy Authority, Ignore Society, Question Reality! Council Sucks They Look At You Like Your Inferior I Say We Band Together And Take Over This Place Whos With Me!?
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My Freind Ryan Davis Made This Wiki On ElfTown So I Figure We Need One Too.
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There Once Was A Man From Bangoo,
Who Fell Asleep In A Canoe,
He Dreamed Of Venus,
And Played With His Penis,
And Woke Up With A Hand Full Of Goo,
Fucking Tree

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A guy looking for a job finds that a certain mill is hiring
lumberjacks. So he goes out to the mill and talks to the foreman
who tells him all about the job, pay, and housing for all of the
lumberjacks. Everything looks perfect and the guy is ready to go
to work at once.

But when he was walking around he noticed that there weren't any
women around. So he pulls the foreman aside and asks him what
everyone does for sex. The foreman laughs and brings him over to
this big tree that has a hole in it. "This is the fucking tree.
Whenever you get horny, come over and put your dick in the hole
and fuck away. Trust me, it does the trick every time." The man
thinks it's kind of odd, but takes the job anyway.

The days go by and soon the man gets horny. He thinks about
taking it out on the tree, but it still seems weird to him, so
he goes to his room and jacks off. A week passes and the guy
gets hornier and hornier and jacking off isn't enough for him.
So finally he figures, "What the hell," and sneaks over to the
fucking tree in the middle of the night, whips out his dick and
puts it in the hole. To his surprise, it feels great! Soon
enough he starts to fuck the shit out of it. After a great
session he goes back to bed with a big smile.

The next day after a hard day of work, he makes another visit to
the tree and it's even better this time. Again he pounds away at
the tree. He can't believe how amazing the tree is and wonders
what kind of magic tree they have. Things just couldn't get
better for him.

The following day, he runs to the tree after work, hurriedly
takes out his dick and puts it into the sweet warm fucking tree.
The tree just gets better and better everyday. He goes at it
again, and afterwards can hardly walk.

The next day all he can think about is going back to the fucking
tree. Every tree that he cuts down is one less tree in his way
of the fucking tree. Finally the day is done, and he takes off
for the tree. Pulls out his dick, grabs hold of the tree, and
shoves it in. Nothing. The man is shocked. He tries again, but
still nothing. Feeling very frustrated, the man storms off to
the foreman. "What's wrong with the fucking tree? I've been
there three times already and it's been better each time, but
today, I ran up to it, stuck my dick in and nothing happened.
What the hell happened?" The foreman thinks for a second and
then says, "Oh yeah, I know, didn't they tell you? Today's your
day in the tree."
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(Under COnstruction plz Help)
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This Is A Fake Lambo If You Dont Get It You Must Be A Blonde OR Mentally Ill. Let Me Spell It Out..The Car Is Painted On The Van..YAY IM SMART
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[this is how the dragons do it! (Thats how they all disapeared)]
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Self Made 2

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2005-06-13 [80's Metal Head]: Ask Me For The PassWord

2005-06-15 [Fion Faolan]: Yo -_-

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: add ne thing funny and crazy guys

2005-06-15 [Sunsets over demons]: hiyya ^_^

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: go to Self Made Members to join

2005-06-15 [hjkjkl]: um.. hi everyone!!

2005-06-15 [hjkjkl]: Hello

2005-06-15 [black_sister]: hi ppl

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: hey black sister watsup

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: lol

2005-06-15 [hjkjkl]: what ?

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: i like the page

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: <img:http://rainemalfoy.com/albums/Raine-Malfoy/hahanet2.jpg> The face of internet predators…

2005-06-15 [superego]: hello... so what doyou here? just hang around? what do you talk about.. ?

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: you talk about me, and how wonderful i am

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: so hwo do u join?

2005-06-15 [Angel_Star]: Yeah how do you join?

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: u r already join holly

2005-06-15 [black_sister]: hello ummmm....ppl

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: [The Disintegrator] is a lil bitch that hate pussy lol

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: so much hate!! i like it...(^_^)

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: lol were freinds actually hes pretty cool

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: i think you two should duke it out right here, right now!

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: he got off

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: damn him! i want to see blood, blood!!!! oh-well, this will have to do, *stabs [80's Metal Head] in the hand with a penknife*

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: lol

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: *kicks blkniights and says* is he dead?lol

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: maybe...*pokes him with a stick*

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: hmmm...no reflexes....lol

2005-06-15 [over the edge]: I like blood ;.; [RabidSphinx] is the best of the best, and she will penknife you all in the hearts if you disagree.

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: i dont disagree,lol, hmm, i wonder if he's ever goin to wake up,lol...*grabs stick from RaineDrop and pokes his gut

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: woot! yes, the point of this wiki IS to talk about how great i am...(^_^) *gets another stick and pokes [80's Metal Head] too*

2005-06-15 [over the edge]: what, she said we were supposed to talk about how great she is.

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: *poke poke poke*

2005-06-15 [over the edge]: I want a stick so I can poke him ;.; but there are no virtual trees around. anyone have a virtual... something?

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: hows a fork,lol*poke*

2005-06-15 [over the edge]: I like sporks better, nooo.

2005-06-15 [cjackson]: lol

2005-06-15 [80's Metal Head]: join the wiki self made members

2005-06-15 [over the edge]: [RabidSphinx], those is some sexy internet predators ;D

2005-06-15 [over the edge]: In the picture with the dragon; the thing on bottom is a dinosaur ._.

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: i am sooo not an internet predator! oh, wait,.....yes i am...

2005-06-15 [woofuckinghoo]: hmmm so i got invited to join why

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: because you are smart and know i'm the BEST!

2005-06-15 [woofuckinghoo]: do i now and who r u

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: i am [RabidSphinx] and you are here to talk about how wonderful i am...(^_-)

2005-06-15 [woofuckinghoo]: o h right ok so who r u

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: i'm the [RabidSphinx] silly...(^_^)

2005-06-15 [woofuckinghoo]: right ok so who r u again

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: i'll give you 3 guesses

2005-06-15 [woofuckinghoo]: jeff

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: nope...2 guesses left

2005-06-15 [woofuckinghoo]: bob

2005-06-15 [RabidSphinx]: nope...only one left!

2005-06-16 [woofuckinghoo]: dave

2005-06-16 [RabidSphinx]: BUZZZZZ! you LOSE! now you must die....*kills*

2005-06-16 [woofuckinghoo]: noooooooooooooooooo

2005-06-16 [RabidSphinx]: well, since you asked so nice...*stops the killing* i'm [RabidSphinx] don't forget it...(^_-)

2005-06-16 [woofuckinghoo]: ok so really whats this site for and why was i invited

2005-06-16 [RabidSphinx]: um...i think it was just made to post funny images and chitchat....*shrugs*

2005-06-16 [woofuckinghoo]: fury muff

2005-06-16 [Darkness Guardian]: nice pictures...

2005-06-16 [80's Metal Head]: add ne thing crazy writing rymes funny and crazy adult humor

2005-06-16 [superego]: what do you do here?? what

2005-06-16 [80's Metal Head]: talk and think of funny crazy things it is my humble throne

2005-06-16 [Sunsets over demons]: somehow or other i missed a previous conversation about blood and sporks....damn.....now im dissappointed :(,,,,,lol :P

2005-06-17 [over the edge]: I'm disappointed, too. I'm not sure why, I think I just want to be.

2005-06-17 [hjkjkl]: Hola ppl whats ^?

2005-06-17 [cjackson]: n2m, bored bored bored....

2005-06-17 [hjkjkl]: Yeah same here sux huh im going to be bored the hole damn summer i think ooo well!!

2005-06-18 [cjackson]: yea... same here. i hafta babysit the whole summer

2005-06-18 [hjkjkl]: so whats goin on?

2005-06-19 [woofuckinghoo]: ok then

2005-06-19 [cjackson]: n2m..jus bored.. got back from the beach a little while ago

2005-06-23 [donttalktome]: what is this all about?

2005-06-23 [hjkjkl]: whats up my niggies ??

2005-06-30 [superego]: isn't this a great place?

2005-06-30 [RabidSphinx]: it rox my sox

2005-08-03 [~SEXY!~]: hey that casts fliping off

2005-08-03 [~SEXY!~]: hey that cat is flipping off!

2005-08-03 [cjackson]: O.o

2005-08-03 [RabidSphinx]: ?

2005-08-03 [cjackson]: ...

2005-08-03 [RabidSphinx]: &

2005-08-06 [Darkness Guardian]: ??

2005-08-11 [Ashley1]: whats up my niggies?? :D

2005-08-11 [cjackson]: O.o nothin...

2005-11-27 [80's Metal Head]: SUP BITCHES IM BAK!!!

2005-12-03 [cjackson]: lol cool

2005-12-29 [member has been deleted]: wassup yall?

2005-12-29 [80's Metal Head]: heyness

2008-07-21 [itweetinHEELS]: this is hot ;)

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